Bang Boat 92/100

This “hardcore fuckfest on the open seas” is a bit goofy but it is meant to be. The whole premise is basically a fun variation of girl hunting sites only in this case it is “ Captain Poon hunting for mermaids” Of course the mermaids are poverty stricken looking blondes they pick up near the beach.  Instead of a speeding van or  “bang bus” the sex takes place in full view of other passerbys in the back of a speedboat. (more…)

If you like viewing threesomes or foursomes this site is for you.  The porn stars in each of these exclusive videos married couples that are really broke. In most cases the husband offers up the wife for a porn shoot so that she can be paid the big bucks for performing and the two of them can finally pay their bills. (more…)

Smut Bus 80/100

Smut Bus is yet another one of those amateur reality sites where guys travel around getting girls to get into their camper van or school bus and then do nasty things for the camera. Although Smut Bus is advertised before you sign up as being exclusive, the scenes are perhaps exclusive to the network rather than the site itself. (more…)

In this world of a million porn sites there’s nothing quite as nice as a truly unique site idea that takes you by surprise. When I first visited SleepAssault.com I had that experience and I think that most of you out there will appreciate it in the same way I did. The basic premise behind the site is that we get to watch the filmed capers of guys who are so horny and devious that they fuck chicks even while they’re sleeping. The guys sneak up on the girls, undress them to whatever degree is necessary, and then fuck them both orally and vaginally while the girls sleep peacefully. Some of the guys even get a handjob from the sleeping girls, although the guy is doing most of the work in that case. It really is a novel approach to porn, although it’s a little difficult to believe that a woman wouldn’t wake up if her pussy was being fucked or her mouth was being stuffed by cock. However, as long as you’re okay with suspending your disbelief I think you’ll have a good time as SleepAssault.com, I know I did. (more…)

This amusing site features a non-existent competition to find the best new porn stud in the world. There is a big picture of Ron Jeremy on the front page — the type of porno stud that every young man should aspire to be. As Ron Jeremy has always played the short average looking, swarthy and sweaty vulgarian in porn movies the only thing that these wanna bes really have to aspire to is penis enlargement.  It is not that difficult to find a new porn star who is more attractive than Ron Jeremy but very few people can screw like him. This irony is exactly what makes this site so entertaining! (more…)

The idea behind PenetrationTease.com is that sex is always better when the guy has to work harder to dip his dick in the pussy. Basically, the more he wants it the more he’ll appreciate it once he gets it, which is true in practice. If you have to work harder to turn a woman on enough so that she’ll actually let you fuck her than you’re certainly going to appreciate it more when you get to do the dirty deed. However, translating that to a website is a much more difficult task than it seems and PenetrationTease.com doesn’t pull it off that well. (more…)

The premise of Naughty Therapy is somehow that every woman needs some kind of sexual help and the men in these videos star as the “good doctors” in this case.  This is where a little naughty therapy can come in handy. (more…)

Life is too cruel for the sweet young things at Mikes Apartment. These girls have to really work to earn their keep as Mike promises them a free place to stay in exchange for performing in his sex videos. (more…)

Man Hunter 74/100

The hardcore lusty babes on Man Hunter are intent on sucking and fucking the life out of the prey that they find in bars, on the street and anywhere they can meet a man. If you like a lot of two women on one man action with a little lesbo stuff thrown in you will enjoy this site.  The head girl of this man-hunting ring is named Shauna the Man Hunter (it doesn’t get more obvious than that!) (more…)

Just Hardcore Sex is a Triple X rated site and it delivers on its promise to deliver thousands of videos and photographs of hot nasty sluts who just love to get men off. The women on here do look pretty slutty. Many of them have fake breasts and they are wearing more makeup than a transvestite. These women have a professional witchy quality that makes them a little different from your adult porn star. They are also more carnal in their sexual appetites and are up to doing just about any dirty act to please their man. (more…)