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For some reason I really like the name Two Hole Crammers. It sounds a little silly at first, but it’s smart in that it manages to get the point across efficiently while painting a vivid picture in your mind. If you’d like an even more explicit picture then you should visit the tour where you’ll see large pictures of hot chicks getting double penetrated and you can download an HD trailer that will blow your mind. Inside the site they offer full length downloadable HD videos as well as sizable picture galleries and plenty of bonus content.
“Welcome to Two Hole Crammers” the message tells me. Next to the greeting is a picture of a hot blonde slut getting double penetrated. I find myself wishing I could see more of that action, and then I browse down the page and there she is holding a dick in each hand and staring at the camera with a lusty look in her eyes. Her name is Anette and she has beautiful B cup tits, lovely blue eyes, and elegantly painted lips that seem made to suck cock. There are five preview pictures of Anette’s update and they represent a sexual gymnastics of sorts. It’s not easy to double penetrate a chick; there are angles you have to be situated in to make sure everything fits properly.
Anette’s scene features 324 pictures and 28 minutes of video. Unfortunately they’ve listed the thumbnails for all 324 pictures on the same page, meaning I have to wait a few minutes while they load up. How much trouble would it have been to break them up into galleries of 50? While I’m waiting I check out my video options. I can stream the scenes if I want, but since there’s a download option I can’t imagine why I’d want to stream (later it dawns on me that streaming is useful because you can start watching before the entire scene is downloaded). It’s a little annoying that they’ve used a grey background and a dark red font, which essentially makes it impossible to read the font for the download links.
After highlighting the text I see that there are four options available to me: low quality, high quality, DVD quality and HD quality. I want the HD videos, mostly because they run at 4200kbps, which is three times higher than the DVD quality clips. I would stream it, but the file is so huge (700mb) that I’d have to wait thirty minutes for enough to be downloaded before I could watch. Instead I download, and am slightly disappointed to discover that the download speeds aren’t quite up to part. I’m getting less than my line is capable of, which isn’t normally the case when I download videos.
After a long wait the video is on my hard drive, ready to be watched. I fire it up and my eyes go wide at the quality of the HD video. It was well worth the time it took to download and I’m going to download the rest of them now. This is when I discover another great disappointment. There are only six scenes at Two Hole Crammers, which leaves me with less than three hours of HD video to watch.
After a moment’s desperation I’m delighted to discover the presence of eight bonus sites, each of which has downloadable HD videos for me. There are more than 60 in total, which is better than most HD videos site can claim. As I browse the rest of the site I discover a section with 3,800 non HD videos ready to be downloaded. They come from all adult topics and promise to entertain me with images of hardcore sex. Given all the bonus content, I’m satisfied that my money was well spent.
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